Jack: “Lads, I was beating my meat last night, looked down, should’ve seen THE STATE of my wank rash!”
Ben: “I get that all the time, I love tugging myself!”
Ben: “I get that all the time, I love tugging myself!”
by skinnotheskank May 20, 2022
Also known as "The Love Sock". The old sock that you use to ejaculate into when masturbating and thrown under the bed.
by Arse face July 30, 2017
When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched
by Your Local Perth Guide July 20, 2021
When you're in the cinema and you put your dick in the bottom of the popcorn box, and have a wank as if to look like you're rummaging through the popcorn.
"What's all that noise, I can't hear the film?!"
"I don't know, must be someone having a popcorn wank!"
"I don't know, must be someone having a popcorn wank!"
by Bambamg123 December 16, 2016
An unusually smelling penis and and a little smelly in the testicle region. It resembles the smell of stank cooch, or a landfill.
Sarah: what the fuck is that horrible smell, is it my armpits?
Johnny: no, it's just my stank wank smelling up the room again.
Johnny: no, it's just my stank wank smelling up the room again.
by Antonymys March 15, 2014
Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
by BicBoi4000 August 27, 2021
“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “
“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
by Mctut December 20, 2020