Definitions by BicBoi4000

Safety Wank 

The act of masturbation prior to a sexual encounter, used to prolong intercourse.

Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."

Safety Wank by BicBoi4000 August 27, 2021

Bong Goblin 

A person that smokes a large amount of weed, particularly from dirty, smelly, very well used bongs.

my mate corey is honestly the biggest fuckin' bong goblin

Bong Goblin by BicBoi4000 January 15, 2021