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69 test

The 69 Test is applied to books. The reader finds the 69th page and locates the ninth word of the sixth line. That word is what that they will scream the next time that they have sex. The alternate version is using the sixth word of the ninth line.
Dude, what's the 69 Test for the health book?
Either Vagina or Breasts, depending on your method.
by NotAnImposter February 18, 2014
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Testing Positive For Covid

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.
I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!
by EXQDAY November 5, 2023
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Timed drawing test

Phone sex by young or old people. Usually done over snapchat and is meant to be quiet and fun, creativity is key
Hey babe wanna do a timed drawing test
by DankDestroyer5454 October 19, 2016
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reverse test-taking

Where you don't physically/emotionally feel up to insipidly wading through an entire 0%!$&@# textbook-article prior to taking the post-test, and so you simply take the test "first" instead of "last", skimming the book to locate just the answer to each question as you read it off from the test-sheet.
I was always a low-stamina student with short attention-span and poor concentration, so I always had to perform just the reverse test-taking method to pass my exams.
by QuacksO October 5, 2018
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The base Blooben test

a fake test meant to trick a friend that there is indeed a blooben test
by lightning_jack March 8, 2024
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Test

A test is a predetermined list of items to check that measures whether or not something or someone is performing in the manner it is expected to
I aced that test, good job I revised!

What do you mean it's not working, what have you tested?
by Tester68 September 7, 2023
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test

Mrs. McSential gave us the test on Friday
by 5guys_and_a_baby January 31, 2022
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