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Shit-tarded

This is a combination of being shit-faced and temporarily mentally retarded by the consumption of alcohol.
This is used to describe excessive drinking. When you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!
I had way too many drinks at the bar, I am so Shit-tarded right now I would sleep with Helen Keller right now.
by Buford3 April 30, 2009
mugGet the Shit-tardedmug.

Charlie Tard

A gay guy who decides to have sex with a woman but gets confused and tries to fuck her in the nostril. Afterwards, he punches her in the face.
Did you see Andrea with that bandage on her face? Do you think she got a nose job?

Nah. She tried to teach her gay friend Ricky how to eat tuna. But he turned out to be a total Charlie Tard!
by bosabunny April 1, 2010
mugGet the Charlie Tardmug.

F uck Tard

A person who constantly makes mistakes or makes an over all fool of them self
"Did you see what Chase wore to the strip club?, He looked like a F uck Tard"
by Ice 9 March 3, 2008
mugGet the F uck Tardmug.

pimp tard or pimptard

A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.
Let use a male as an exmaple.

To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.
by Brandon December 9, 2004
mugGet the pimp tard or pimptardmug.

g- tard- ed

just being fucked off by consuming too much G.H.BEE
Girl: you can't fuck me >>> You are G-TARD-ED.!!!>>>>yo your worth less
by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005
mugGet the g- tard- edmug.

Full Feel-tard

Reaching the highest amount of "feels" possible; similar to the phrase "Full Retard"
Friend 1: "Check this song out *plays really depressing song*"
Friend 2: "You just went full feel-tard, man..."
by asdf65 May 21, 2013
mugGet the Full Feel-tardmug.

Tard-O-Copter

The act of laying on your own neck, and spinning your entire body around while your legs move recklessly.
Hey, look! He's doing the Tard-O-Copter!
by Numb_Nuts_W_Bush February 24, 2011
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