A gay guy who decides to have sex with a woman but gets confused and tries to fuck her in the nostril. Afterwards, he punches her in the face.
Did you see Andrea with that bandage on her face? Do you think she got a nose job?
Nah. She tried to teach her gay friend Ricky how to eat tuna. But he turned out to be a total Charlie Tard!
Nah. She tried to teach her gay friend Ricky how to eat tuna. But he turned out to be a total Charlie Tard!
by bosabunny April 1, 2010
Get the Charlie Tardmug. This is a combination of being shit-faced and temporarily mentally retarded by the consumption of alcohol.
This is used to describe excessive drinking. When you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!
This is used to describe excessive drinking. When you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!
I had way too many drinks at the bar, I am so Shit-tarded right now I would sleep with Helen Keller right now.
by Buford3 April 30, 2009
Get the Shit-tardedmug. by Ice 9 March 3, 2008
Get the F uck Tardmug. A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.
Let use a male as an exmaple.
To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.
To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.
by Brandon December 9, 2004
Get the pimp tard or pimptardmug. by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005
Get the g- tard- edmug. Friend 1: "Check this song out *plays really depressing song*"
Friend 2: "You just went full feel-tard, man..."
Friend 2: "You just went full feel-tard, man..."
by asdf65 May 21, 2013
Get the Full Feel-tardmug. A sexy ass rapper from Moreno Valley,California who makes fire ass songs.Also known as Mr.Pure Gasser,The Goat of The Murda, and Mr.Gasoline.He will make yo bitch fall in love with him cuz he’s heem
by Randomnigga1999 November 21, 2021
Get the Yoboi Mu$tardmug.