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Taking a piss 

When you shoot yellow warm liquid out of your dick
John: Yo man what ya doing?
Me: Oh me? I'm shooting yellow liquid out of my dick

John: Oh u mean taking a piss?

Me: What?
Taking a piss by dicks yellow September 12, 2018

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

One of the best songs in the world. This song was written by none other than Panic! At the Disco.

quote from the song: "Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster, so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"
Person #1: "Have you heard that awesome song by Panic! At the Disco?"

Person #2: "You mean 'Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off?' "

Person #1: "OF COURSE! It's my favorite song by them!"

Taking Obama to the Oval Office 

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.
Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.

talkin bout t-rex 

Said when a conversation has drifted beyond the original topic or comprehension all together.
Friend1: "I enjoyed the movie, it had cool effects and stuff"

Friend2: "Dude, please teach me how to play popcorn on the keyboard"

Friend1: "Dude wtf, I'm talkin bout t-rex here"
talkin bout t-rex by ZT November 11, 2005

Taking whitey down to brown town 

The act of administering anal sex
I got her her favorite flowers and she is feeling very frisky, I have a feeling I may be taking whitey down to brown town!

Girl Talkin' 

When two or more people, upon hearing a sample used in a Girl Talk record, proceed to sing the re-contextualized Girl Talk version of the song.
We were riding with Dave in the car and "Paranoid Android" came on the radio. He doesn't listen to Girl Talk though, so he was really confused when we started Girl Talkin' a Jay-Z verse