squirrels

dangerous creatures living around the world. they will not hesitate to harm /k1ll you. they will chase you to the ends of the earth and rip open your car door to attack you. they are highly venomous and less then a drop of their venom can leave millions unalived. there's no way to tame them or get away from them.
"squirrels are scary, man." -tom holland
by v_koshi May 07, 2022
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Squirrel

When you put a guys balls in your cheeks
John: wanna squirrel

Cindy: what’s that
John: put my balls in your cheeks
by Peeeebis September 24, 2019
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squirrel

look a t that dog its squirrel
by Shinuffle Puffa May 09, 2021
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exploding squirrel

when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.
A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.
by applejuice time January 09, 2018
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squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you
I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease
by Dasez September 14, 2017
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Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; A phrase to say when someone says a phrase in the wrong context.
by Skully X_X June 01, 2018
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squirrelmenting

The action of a squirrel and/or chipmunk unknowingly tormenting my dog while she is trapped on the other side of the window. Common affects caused on the dog are, but not limited to: whining, barking, whimpering, general anxiety caused by something you want being right outside your reach.
The squirrels outside our living room window were on aware of the squirrelmenting they were causing on the dog inside.
by Valuablecache October 26, 2019
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