squirrel

Evil wizards in disguise trying to take over the world

Don't let them fool you with they're adorableness, their disguises are created from the corpses of innocent animals. If you see one, murder it immediately.

person 1: ''HEY look a squirrel :D''
person 2: ''WHERE?''
person 1: ''THERE, look how adorable he is :DD''
person 1: NO WHAT ARE U DOINg STOP IT''

by WizardHunter2122 June 28, 2022

squirrel

1. The youngest of the Nolan sisters.

2. A small furry creature with a nut obsession.

3. An amorous gentleman

4. An oblong piece of formica work surface that can be used as a sexual enticement on a Royal Navy aircraft carrier populated by randy seamen.

Def 3: 'look at that SQUIRREL - wanting to plant his nuts in that'.

by Monkey Tennis 63 June 28, 2010

Squirreling

Stuffing all bodily openings(urethra,anus, mouth, nose, and ears) with acorns and then proceeding to crawl around like a squirrel while in the nude.

“You cant’t call yourself a man if you havent been squirreling with the boys”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024

Squirrel

When you put a guys balls in your cheeks

John: wanna squirrel

Cindy: what’s that
John: put my balls in your cheeks

by Peeeebis September 24, 2019

squirrel nipples

A female/male nipple that looks like a acorn

"Isaac has squirrel nipples"

by I_am_the_burger_King February 8, 2017

squirrel situation

When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.

Man this fat chicks after my nuts, i got a serious squirrel situation here.

by eazyG November 8, 2011

Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth

"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "

by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022