a retractor guaranteeing a biteless blow job
Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I put a spider gag on him. (Also good training for him to get used to face fucking!)
by anonymous August 14, 2024
Get the spider gagmug. Clever little spiders which have captured the attention of those who INFLUENCE the people of this world to spend their money on shit they do not need...
The tiny Money Spider on the face of the $1 bill is meant to protect the Movers and Shakers from being discovered....
by IAmLeeQ666 September 9, 2020
Get the Money Spidermug. I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.
Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022
Get the Spider-Manmug. Every time I hang out with Todd he tells the same exact story about how his dad was roommates with John Smoltz.
Spider-Man franchise
Spider-Man franchise
by Aprilinsa August 10, 2017
Get the spider-man franchisemug. A hot spider, all the girls want him he has all the girls in the school. He has 1000,0000000 girlfriends.
oOpS I spElT iT wRoNg uWu
Girl 1: okg look at Despasito spider so hot
Girl 2: uhm me and Despasito spider are dating 😡😡😡
Girl 1: but... he said yesterday that he liked me!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG!1!1! 😭 proof pls
Girl 1: sends video
Girl 2: ayo Despasito why r u cheating
Despasito spider: what!!!!
Girl 2: 😭😭😩😩😩🤜😣👺👺
Despasito: uh...
Girl 2: omg ur brother despacito spider is hotter
Despasito spider: SUSSY BAKA 😡😡😡😡😡
Girl 1: okg look at Despasito spider so hot
Girl 2: uhm me and Despasito spider are dating 😡😡😡
Girl 1: but... he said yesterday that he liked me!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG!1!1! 😭 proof pls
Girl 1: sends video
Girl 2: ayo Despasito why r u cheating
Despasito spider: what!!!!
Girl 2: 😭😭😩😩😩🤜😣👺👺
Despasito: uh...
Girl 2: omg ur brother despacito spider is hotter
Despasito spider: SUSSY BAKA 😡😡😡😡😡
by bwakery May 31, 2021
Get the despasito spidermug. A superhero character created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. He is portrayed by Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield and most recently Tom Holland. Bitten by a radioactive spider, high school student Peter Parker becomes Spider-Man. He was originally a wrestler, but he missed his Uncle Ben so he became a superhero.
by Yoghurt With Sprinkles April 28, 2020
Get the Spider-Manmug. Ejaculating into the air
by Nathaniel Jameson September 12, 2018
Get the Spiders Chandeliermug.