Sperm Boiler

When you're using your laptop that is resting on your lap and it gets really hot, causing your crotchial area to heat up

"Dude my laptop gave me a sperm boiler last night, so I couldn't climax very well"

by DefinitionGenius August 23, 2016

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate semen from the penis.

The young man was feeling stressed out, so he decided to go to his room and sperm the worm to some smooth jazz.

by Hoodies on the beach July 11, 2016

spermadol

A medication to cure the not tonight I've got a headache curse

Darling what is that white powder on your manhood?
It's okay love its Spermadol so your not tonight headache will be no more !!!

by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016

Spermiform

Similar to when a kidnapper chloroforms someone, spermiform is when a man approaches an unsuspecting victim from behind with a tissue or cloth wet with his semen and covers their mouth with it.

Yesterday, I snuck up on Chris and gave him a good old spermiform. He can still taste my cum.

by biskit August 7, 2016

Sperm-up

When you throw up burp after giving a blow job and a little bit of that huge load you just swallowed comes back up

Blow jobs are funner for everyone when you swallow,until you sperm-up and have to swallow it again

by DiKiFo August 27, 2016

sperm dog

An incompetent Don Juan

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's rather than a wife and mistress

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Sperm squeeze

Refers to the action of having an orgasm.

Oh, Imma bout to Sperm squeeze on my girlfriend!

by The rush hour... September 21, 2016