Poon Pants

Clothes that emphasise a girl's readiness for some action. A girl is wearing her 'poon pants' when she is looking mighty fine and very do-able.

Anf: "Yo Midge, did you see Holly today?"
Midge: "Yeah man she really had her poon pants on!"
Brad: "I have sex with donkeys"

by Anf July 20, 2004

Spongebob Shit Pants

When someone unknowingly sits in shit. Either human or animal shit.

My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".

by Mean Friend December 7, 2006

pants off dance off

Is originally a show from Fuse but is usually used as a way to explain an event thats so awesome it makes you want to take your pants off and dance to the occasion. Thus, "pants off dance off".

Example 1. PANTS OFF DANCE OFF!!!

Example 2. Michael's concert is going to be a real pants off dance off.

by Fun on a bun July 25, 2006

pants

if something/someone is pants it means they are stupid, rubbish or boring

That song is so pants

by 2 girls February 11, 2003

pants

an item of clothing worn in the intention to cover up ones genitalia. This word may also be used at random intervals where words suiting the siutation cannot be found.

Look, he is wearing pants.
Someone said, "Go away Campbell." Campbell replied, "Go, Go crank it up your pants."
"Look I have an apple." "Well.......You and your pants have an apple."

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

heavy pants

to have a large unit (package)

you got to have heavy pants to please the ladies.

by Kickey T September 6, 2003

Pembroke Pines Charter High School

Pembroke Pines Charter High School also named ppchs is the most underrated schools in the nation. Ppchs is filled wannabe gangsters and white people trying to act black to fit in. Got drugs? Just tell a girl to suck your dick for those drugs you have and then brag to everyone about how saucy you are with the hoes. Lol and good luck if you’re white becuse you’ll get shit on by the wannabe gangster. Ahem Dylan byam

Guy: Pembroke Pines Charter High School sucks

Wannabe gangster: I’ll fuck you up

Also wannabe gangster: I hattteee this school waaaaa I want to go to Everglades is so much cooler waaaaaaaa

by Charterfuckboysareannoying October 8, 2019