Phil

Phil is the type of guy to want to fight you and get knocked out . Is pretty big and usually in there mid to late 20s . Phil never hits legs and wears girl clothes to show off his muscles . Don’t be like Phil

Who’s the at feminine man over there , oh don’t worry that’s just Phil.

by Phil’s legs August 2, 2022

Phil

This cracker is always there for you. He can’t pull a girl for shit but is always willing to party hard. Is known to retreat to the shade in wild situations but can usually muster the balls to remain social even when he doesn’t feel like it. Women may question his sexuality, but his homies all know he can spot a women from a mile away if he has his prescription glasses on.

That slow children sign is because of Phil but don’t worry, he’s shirtless so you can see him from outer space.

by BIGBUTTENVY_GETCARTER August 4, 2022

Phil Swift

A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil

Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you

by Phil Swift's bestie September 4, 2022

pailsen

beer pilsens on a pail

i can drink a whole pailsen.

by Cantaw September 19, 2022

Philadelphia Union

MLS team that lost 2022 MLS cup after denied by LAFC backup GK

managed by: Jim Curtin

Tim: "you see Phili union, a MLS team, and Phillies lost their major cup on the same day"
Bob: "tragic"
Philadelphia union is a horrible MLS team

by Randle30 November 6, 2022

Philadelphia Flyers

A team owned by Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Bill: Did you see the pens-flyers game last night?
Bob: Yeah, the pens won 5-0. Crosby had a hat trick and two assists.
Bill: Man it must suck to be a fan of the Philadelphia Flyers.
Bob: It sure does.

by Hockeytown19 November 25, 2022

phil

that one fucking glarious child

phil

by Okieiguess November 28, 2022