Painting the porch

The act of smearing anal or vaginal discharge/residue/leakage on to your partner's pubic area while receiving doggystyle sex.

I took Becky from behind last night. When I was done, there was poo everywhere!! I don't know if it was the spicy Mexican food or some kind of weird kink, but it was clear from her reaction that she's no stranger to painting the porch!

by milqman August 31, 2018

paintingsexual

Someone who only feels sexual attraction to... paintings?

“Why the hell is he making out with that painting?”
“He’s paintingsexual leave the man be.”

by Reinwastaken November 12, 2020

Toilet Paint

The brown stains from shit on a toilet seat.When someone leaves a feces stain on the toilet seat. This happens when someone misses the toilet.

Ian-I walked in to the stall and there was fresh toilet paint on the seat. So i had to squat to drop a deuce.

by ianryan83 January 22, 2009

Nazi Paint

Of or referring to anything in the entire world that is not T-Pain. When "not T-Pain" is said fast, it sounds just like "nazi paint". Nazi paint however is more fun and will confuse people around you

"Dude, he's black. maybe he can rap!"

"Naw man, he's nazi paint."

by SAN2NST April 14, 2010

Indian finger painting

When you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.

My girlfriend just started her period so we tried Indian finger painting thats when you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.

by juan Carlos 69 October 9, 2015

Paint By Numbers

A person, usually female who wears enough make-up to resemble a painting. Due to the specificity of make-up locations, it becomes a paint-by-numbers picture where certain colors go to a certain point.

Dude, did you see Jody's make-up tonight?

Yeah man, she looked like a total paint by numbers

by The professor98 June 15, 2011

Paint cho' Face

Phrase used as a last resort come back. Can also be used in place of such words like the F word, or STFU.

Example 1:

Friend: "Your Mom's so fat she has to put a belt on with a boomerang."

You: "Oh yeah? Paint cho' face!"

Friend: "Dang, I got burned..." =(

Example 2:

Friend: "My car is cooler than yours."

You: "Paint cho' face!"

by chanh July 23, 2008