penis gypsy

A girl who has an ugly face, but a smoking hot bod, causing the male's penis to be confused and unsure of what it is feeling, like what a gypsy does to the unsuspecting tourist.
She makes my penis sad and horny at the same time, like some sort of penis gypsy
by Lorddingleberry May 25, 2010
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penis pocket

A pocket on the inside of a pair of trousers or shorts near the zipper.
Corkle asked Daniel Cormier why the new trousers being advertised had a penis pocket. Cormier did'nt know so Corkle asked Robbie Lawler the same question, but Lawler did not know either. So Corkle asked Rickles, the Bellator fighter,and Caveman Rickles said it was there in case someone got a hard-on. That way hopefully no would notice your erection, if you stuck your erection in the pocket. Corkle wondered how to do that without some one noticing!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 19, 2017
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penis rape

Having something forcefully shoved up your dick hole.

The worst thing to ever exist.
Jimmy if you dont shut the fuck up about my dad leaving me, I'm going to penis rape you with a crowbar!
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Penis Ruffle

One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.
Damn nigga chops! Sam is such a penis ruffle!
by krazychichi August 09, 2009
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Penis Popper

The act of which sticking a lit firework down your Urethra and letting it explode.
If that guy flirts with my girl one more time ill give him the old penis popper.
by Fuck off, no October 26, 2020
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Penis Pants

Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.
"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"
by PatternOfChaos July 08, 2004
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