Corkle asked Daniel Cormier why the new trousers being advertised had a penis pocket. Cormier did'nt know so Corkle asked Robbie Lawler the same question, but Lawler did not know either. So Corkle asked Rickles, the Bellator fighter,and Caveman Rickles said it was there in case someone got a hard-on. That way hopefully no would notice your erection, if you stuck your erection in the pocket. Corkle wondered how to do that without some one noticing!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017
Get the penis pocketmug. Jimmy if you dont shut the fuck up about my dad leaving me, I'm going to penis rape you with a crowbar!
by Greg Heffly's dummy thicc ass April 19, 2019
Get the penis rapemug. When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..
Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!
Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!
Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!
by MrPabloE September 16, 2018
Get the Penis Penancemug. by Fuck off, no October 26, 2020
Get the Penis Poppermug. One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.
by krazychichi August 8, 2009
Get the Penis Rufflemug. Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.
by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004
Get the Penis Pantsmug. drawing penises on EVERYTHING, and I mean everything because you are immature and it's funny as crap. This may also include making penises out of loose leaf paper.
by 8888 February 24, 2003
Get the penis artmug.