Smeg-blow

When a girl sucks the smegma out of your foreskin.

Jen gave Chris a smeg-blow.

by Kerrad from new jersey April 11, 2009

blow a gasket

A seal in car engine splits
or
Somebody has lost their temper.

1) Mechanic: We will need to tow your car to the garage you have blown a gasket.

2)User 1: Grrrr! Windows has shit itself again and Blue screened.
User 2: Don't blow a gasket I have a Linux installation disk-set here, you can use them to permenantly fix the problem.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

Blow Donkey

The act of blowing your load into the nose of a sea donkey (really ugly bitch), who has an allergic reaction to sperm and thus sneezes sperm all over the vicinity.

I didn't know that fuggly bitch was a allergic to my baby batter; was some serious blow donkey action.

by Gilas Baby August 27, 2008

Blowed as fuck

To be very tired. To be over exhausted.

I am blowed as fuck, I'm going to take a nap.

by Sfuu-chan March 7, 2009

Final Blow

They last SUCC on you dick before you cum.

DAMN karen, that Final Blow was perfect!!!

by NumShotBoi December 24, 2018

soft-blow

Failing to achieve erection before ejaculation. Often painful and leads to feelings of shame and inadequacy.

The experience of wearing a G-string caused Derek to soft-blow. What a n00b....pwned!

by Giner December 23, 2003

blow job

what an asshole makes a girl do when he's horny and there's no condoms.

asshole: hey, you wanna give me a blow job?
Girl: no, it makes me gag
asshole: come on give me a blow job. it'll be fun!
girl: NO. it. makes. me. gag. and. hurts. my. throat.
asshole: oh, come on your just not open to things.
Girl: fine if you eat me out, i'll give you a blow job.
asshole: ew, never mind

by Yoneo July 26, 2006