Definitions by Giner

offspring 

an amazin punk band that blows green day out if the water

the noose is fallin
and all my freiend are crawling
the noose is falling
the ememies are riseing

offspring by giner March 16, 2005

pantload 

An unfortunate circumstance of involuntarily filling ones trousers with seminal fluid. Often leads to feelings of shame and inadequacy.

When I fucking owned derek on a network video game, I got a severe pantload!

pantload by Giner December 23, 2003

soft-blow 

Failing to achieve erection before ejaculation. Often painful and leads to feelings of shame and inadequacy.

The experience of wearing a G-string caused Derek to soft-blow. What a n00b....pwned!

soft-blow by Giner December 23, 2003