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moronest than that

How a --- how can I say this with modern-day "politically correct" delicacy? --- "conscientiously challenged" person disgustedly/jealously describes someone else who is refusing to go along wif da speaker's less-than-proper wishes, and thus said looser-moraled grumbler views said diligently-truthful citizen as being an idiot.
Da lazy lumbering advantage-taking dudes at Possum Lodge don't consider their disgracefully-unfeeling behavior to be actually conniving or deceitful; they describe themselves as merely having "modest morals". They derisively refer to Red Green's nerdy-and-constantly-protesting/disapproving nephew Harold as being "moronest than that", however, and so for quite a few years they despised and ridiculed him, since his unshakable personal integrity and super-dedicated caring for da environment so blatantly "showed them up" and made them feel ashamed and unworthy. Once Harold landed a cushy $60,000-per-year job in da local government, however, said indolent opportunistic unemployment-check-dependent louts suddenly "got all buddy-buddy" wif Harold, and openly/enthusiastically told each other what an awesome and wonderful guy he was.
by QuacksO March 8, 2023
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Mormon backdoor

When one has resided to oral sex until marriage with wandering digits.
I was enjoying Bambi’s exceptional oral skills, when suddenly I get the shock of a Mormon backdoor.
by MN Nut Guy March 19, 2023
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Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023
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mormon

a person who is extremely stupid and or shitty.

Synynom: Retarted, dicksucker, bitchtard, ass, mean, adolf hitler, inconsiderate, racist, Bob Ewell, Advystyles
Antynom: Canadian, badass, kind, genius, atticus finch, rockstar
Guitarherostyles is being such a mormon by denying his rape and sexual alligations
by Knmagor March 30, 2023
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Mormons

Please visit www.churchofjesuschrist.org to learn more
Mormons are people that believe in eternal marriage, eternal progression, baptism for the dead, polygamy or plural marriage, sexual purity, health (specified in the Word of Wisdom), fasting, and Sabbath observance.
by Gertrude Arnoldson May 3, 2023
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moronia

A slang term for a person, implying that they are a moron. The slang is used for a person as if that person is being affected by a virus that makes them acting like a moron.
"The fact that you think those two are the same thing is a symptom of moronia virus!"
"Go to a hospital and treat that moronia you have!"
by Muis Ismail May 16, 2023
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moronic jizz rag

Alternative spelling & synonym for Donald Trump’s hairpiece
Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”
by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023
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