titty monster

A woman with gigantic titties that makes her look fat. Often married to men with Big Heads

Did you hear that the titty monster just had a breast reduction? Really? I saw her yesterday and I couldn't tell.

by Brit Treadway September 16, 2007

Head Monster

Latin name: edipuss erectus: An over-sized primate with a non-discriminating taste for meat. When feasting, the Head Monster is usually unphased by outside distractions.

That head monster almost choked on the biggest cock I've ever seen, but luckily something startled it, and it ran away.

by OKP December 22, 2003

no-neck monster

One of the terms created by Tyra Banks
It means if you want to be a model, you have to show your neck when you're photographed

Tyra: Neck! Neck! Neck! Don't be a no-neck monster

by Le Solitaire October 30, 2013

Snatch Monster

An evil giant walking talking foul smelling vagina that makes everyone around it angy and miserable.

That girl is a nasty statch monster.
What a fucking snatch monster.
I hate that snatch monster.

by thispersonhereisme May 18, 2011

Titi Monster

a person who looks after his people and is always aware of his and his peoples surroundings.. usually someone you'd always want around.

damn everyone is such a Debbie Downer here, where is Titi Monster when we need him.

by SwiTchxTiti April 2, 2011

bucket monsters

Is a game orginally created by Lee Yang and Joe Hughes in the days of their youth..

The games goes like this... Firstly you gotta nip round the back of a homebase or b&q store... you then find an empty bucket or crate and put them over your head.

Now on 3 you shout "bucket monsters, coming to get you!" and run at the other person while they run at you.

You don;t ever win, but do a little better each time

it's like jousting but without a horse or lance.

Lets play bucket monsters

by Legotipex April 16, 2008

Monster Munch

Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.

I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!

by Minkey March 22, 2005