Jordan-Shit 

A menuver performed in either a real life basketball game or on a basketball video game that resembles something Michael Jordan would do in his prime.

Guy 1: Oh my gosh dont dunk on me!
Guy 2: (Jumps in the air and does a nasty dunk on Guy 1)
Guy 3: DAAAMMMN! Did you just see that Jordan-Shit?!!

Jordan-Shit by Ie.Monster December 5, 2009

jordan-shock 

when someone has grown addicted to a person and becomes a puppy and has not talked to a certain person for a short amount of time. In the victims mind though, since he/she is in jordan-shock, this short amount of time seems endless to her. This originated from maria&jordan on the tv show SOME DO, when jordan gets a job and therefore is unable to talk to Maria as much as he used to.

A: Hey, why does she keep checking her buddy list?
B: Oh, she's in jordan-shock.

jordan-shock by fmtonight. June 24, 2010

Jordan Christian 

1. The most amazing guy in this world.

2. Perfect.

3. Strong.

4. Incrediable.

5. Beautiful inside & out.

'Jordan Christian is incredibly strong'

Jordan Christian by aquaa October 1, 2012

jordan carline 

jordan carline is the best girl that can be a friend! She is my girl, my sista and much much more!

Boy: I wish I was jordan carline she is awesome
Me: well I wish i was her to! But the closest we can get is best friends we are so close we could be sistas!

jordan carline by that anon chick November 23, 2013

jordan 

Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.

Jordan is perfect

She is everything a guy can ask for

jordan by hadtotellthetruth August 14, 2014

jordan 

a complete asshole who has no idea what he is talking about . disagrees with everyone , and fucks sheep .

that guy over there is such a jordan

jordan by billpc8 September 5, 2016

Jordan 

A girl that is so outstandingly beautiful it hurts. She is kinda shy,but once you get to know her she is amazing. She is extremely talented and has the voice of angel. Very loving and kind. If you find yourself a Jordan,you're lucky. Make sure to keep her.

"I met this girl today"

"She is so shy,but very beautiful"
"She mus to be a jordan"

Jordan by Awny_heh July 31, 2016