Human Washing Machine 

A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.

Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.

Human Washing Machine by Penncilvester January 31, 2018

Human

A creature that seems to be trying to kill the planet

Humans man, they really ruffle my jimmies

Human by Not a fax machine March 4, 2018

human pong 

The act of launching a ping pong ball from one anus to another until one of the anuses fails to properly catch the ball.

I lost at human pong, but at least I'm not that sore!

human pong by Pepboys May 22, 2018

Human Shock Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.

Human Shock Absorber by Dr Isaac September 12, 2018

Human Flotsam 

Corrupt government officials who infest the country, especially any BARFLY / attorney

The prosecutor tampered with the law , the evidence, the defendant and the jury so this human flotsam has no immunity from being sued

Human Flotsam by MrRemodel October 3, 2018

humaniphobia 

the fear of human and their existence

"I'm scared of spiders so I have Arachnophobia"

"I'm scared of humans so I have Humaniphobia"

humaniphobia by IAmHereInFear October 13, 2018

Human

A two-legged creature. Normally if it is Older than its Brother or Sister, That one brother/sister will eventually throw rocks at you, and their would be no escape from these assholes.

"Look! ITS A HOOMAN (Human)" ~ Doggo

Human by Verico Sucks October 29, 2018