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Hairy needles

Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.

Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.
Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'

Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming

Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.
by xXFurryNazi69420Xx October 28, 2021
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Hairy Dick

A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew
A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"
by A man who likes Red Panda's November 14, 2021
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Haidyn is an amazing guy who is loyal, and loving. He will write paragraphs, constantly compliment you, and try to all out make you have a better day. If you ever get to opportunity to date a Haidyn, you should keep him because he’s not going anywhere.
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Hairy Harem day

things get hairy on hairy harem day January 22
grab the your partners tonight
Hairy Harem day (person one) welcome to the harem you live in a dungeon now and get new clothes every month
by among us sussy balls issaiah November 21, 2021
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Hairy Custard

The act of spunking over your partners hair like a faulty can of silly string
Sorry about that hairy custard last night... was fuuny but
by JOJI$$ August 9, 2021
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Hairy Italian

When a man with overgrown pubic hair puts his erect penis in a bowl of pasta.
"Yo man my girl never eats spaghetti unless I serve it with a Hairy Italian."
by Duckydicko August 25, 2021
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hairy pillow

when you cut your dickhair over someones pillow before they sleep
friend 1: i got a hairy pillow yesterday
friend 2: haha it was me
by mikefromdenmark August 27, 2021
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