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God Thingie

God Thingie, noun plural, God Thingies: God thingies are anything claimed as possessing attributes qualifying them to be regarded as deities by anyone at any time, including by referring to any god thingies as deities without proving that such god thingies possesses such attributes, or indeed identifying what non-imaginary attributes would be sufficient and necessary to regard god thingies as deserving of being regarded as deities. In this Universe things may occur as objects (comprised of energy or matter) about which intersubjectively verifiable predictions may be made or as imaginary objects for which this is not the case. Until somebody explains what intersubjectively verifiable evidence there is for an attribute or attributes qualifying something possessing such an attribute or attributes as a deity, and then shows intersubjectively verifiable evidence that a particular god thingie or thingies exist and possesses those attributes, all god thingies will remain imaginary. God thingies are plural not only because mankind has introduced hundreds of thousands of such god thingies (billions if we include the various forms of object and ancestor worship) all of which are equally as valid only as imaginary objects, at least until the above conditions are met for one or more of them, but also because until the attributes of such a god thingies are fully qualified, it cannot be known whether or not such a god thingie is congruent with other god thingies.
The Universe might contain a God Thingie, but if so, it seems to have hidden any compassion it might possess in the heart of a black hole.
by DasHermit January 22, 2017
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Porn God

A male perormer in a pornographic film who is extremely good at his job.
Dude, John Holmes is a Porn God!
by Johnnieheart October 24, 2010
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god curch

Something jake Paul puts in his songs when he dosent know what rhymes with the word "merch"
"I I got some new merch and it's selling like a god curch"
by Claybuck18 July 2, 2017
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Ultra God

The one who created God
On the -35rst day, Ultra God said: "Let there be God"
by Arkos16 February 2, 2019
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code god

a programmer who codes like a mother fucking boss, he/she is over 9000 level and can solve any programming question you ask he or she.
Kevin is a code god. He knows all the programming strategies and will out code everyone.
by 1337haxor January 29, 2015
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On god an nem

On god and nem is...When something is so true you have to bring the lord and savior plus some random niggas in the mix to prove your point but later explain you don’t know the other niggas. Phrase famously made by this bum fighter named Adrian Broner.
I’m about to beat his muthafuckin ass on god an nem and I don’t even know who nem is..... -Adrian Broner
by Good grief February 4, 2019
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god-shatter

The gradually-intensifying, mind-twisting period of profound confusion, unprecedented desperation and abject hopelessness endured through the haunting process of realization that--there is not, has never been and will never be a prayer answering, omnipotent, omnipresent and omnibenevolent deity.
She wasn't sure that she would survive god-shatter. Everything and everyone she had ever known now seemed alien, disconnected and strange. But in time, life itself became more precious than ever, each relationship more cherished, each experience uniquely valued; yet not for the promise of some eternal tomorrow, rather for the evanescence of the moment.
by YAWA September 12, 2017
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