Failamanstration

(Verb) The act of demonstrating how to fail.

Enron gave a perfect failamanstration in 2001 when the company eventually went bankrupt because of acounting "loopholes".

Father : Hold on son let me give you a failamanstration
Son : *facepalm*

by Nigga Nigga Nigga April 29, 2012

fail mission

a attempt which has ended poorly

a person with a high failure percentage

a rejected plan of action

"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"

1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"

1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."

1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."

by SC Monster November 16, 2012

failed economy

Also see "broken economy" Failure by design, A economy flawed from the start. Lead to ruins by those in power.

Failed economy

by ShowWy-D November 26, 2013

failette

When you try to make an omelette but fail to keep it together, it is a failette.
Can be applied to anything ending in "ette" that you fail to pull off. See also, failet.

I made a sausage and green pepper failette—messy but delicious.

by detazer June 22, 2014

fail hole

When someone uses business jargon that makes them sound like a complete moron.

Kevin: Well there are the known unknowns to consider....
Derek: Did you just say known unknowns? Did those words really just come out of your fail hole?

by Work Demon May 8, 2015

Fail

What Obama has done majorly

The Government is a fail.

by Ballbreeder December 18, 2015

Failebrate

To succeed you must fail a lot.... Learn to fail with enthusiasm. Celebrate your failures.

Failebrate!

Failebrate after you fuck up, and try again you pansy. Awww missed a rep, failebrate and do it again, TWICE!

by DrTrizzle December 23, 2015