Facebook gangsta

Someone who is badass hiding online in his moms basement.

That pussy is so Facebook gangsta. I hope he gets stomped out.

by Freemario October 4, 2018

Facebook Artist

(n.) one who travails and manipulates the ways and wonders of Facebook with both style and precision.

ex. AJ's successful corralling of the CEA members cemented his global reputation as a true Facebook Artist.

by aj123456 January 15, 2011

shit-facebooking

When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"

Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!

by bebi_ar September 12, 2009

Facebook slapper

A Facebook slapper is a woman who is constantly sharing FB pictures of herself in "sexy" poses or "sexy" outfits, but who happens NOT to be the least bit sexy. The Facebook slapper usually has at least one Facebook friend (usally a gay male or a slapper girlfriend) who enthusiastically supports and encourages her in this endeavour, which onlyl causes her to continue sharing such pictures. For everyone else, the pictures serve as great entertainment, but not in the way the Facebook slapper intends.

"Lucinda is at it again. Take a look at what this Facebook slapper is wearing! A t-shirt which is too small for her, and also a bit see-through; her nips are the size of dinner plates!"

by Dabro October 25, 2012

FaceBook Woodwork

The act of posting something to facebook after many months or years of not posting, thus surprising people that you have an account .

Jamien: Let's lock up the championship this weekend!
George: Hell yea!
Kevin: I had no idea George even had an account. Guy came out of the facebook woodwork!

by MrMojoRisin17 August 15, 2016

facebook garbage

the posts that would be better left not posted, also known as TMI & dirty laundry. amusing at times, but not necessarily for human consumption.

"Looks like it's time to adjust my news feed settings, and take out the facebook garbage!"

by who's your mama November 9, 2014

Facebook Whoredom

A person who is constantly on Facebook, whether its to tell the world how bad they're feeling, or if the sky is still blue.... Done out of sheer boredom, and it helps to be a facebook whore. Hence Facebook Whoredom

Suzie Rotten Crotch was debating on which shoes to wear with her hooker attire, so she thought she would post a question on her facebook page asking which shoes she should wear, either the blue hooker shoes or the red.....

With her pimp in the next room on facebook, he sees her post he yells " Yo bitch, you must be suffering from some Facebook Whoredom.... get yo ass on the street and make me some money!'

by kurtakadirt July 28, 2011