Douche Bag

Someone who had sex with ample amount of underage girls and is comfortable with doing so

"Karl had sex with that 16 year old, what a Douche Bag

by Taiiils January 21, 2011

douche hawk

A rebellious haircut on a douche bag who doesn't realize he's not a rebel, aka punk.

Barber: So what will it be?
Douche Bag: Let me get a tapery mohawk with a lineup.
Barber: Douche Hawk it is!

by RobAbe May 4, 2011

douche bag

Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.

Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.

"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."

"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."

Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals

by capnbarfy October 13, 2011

douche baggins

A really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.

friend 1: whats up with geoff today?
friend 2: i know hes being such a douche baggins

by The Dartmouth Kid August 17, 2011

Douche

somebody who thinks commenting a link to wikipedia for the word fag is funny.

that douche thought it was funny to comment a link to wikipedia for the word fag!

by markva_37 September 27, 2011

Douchebagattractionitis

a illness or disease in which a person is repeatedly attracted to men that are douchebags and continue to date and/or hookup with them despite their douchebaginess.

Girl 1: How was your date?
Girl 2: Horrible. He turned out to be just another douchebag.
Girl 1: You my friend are suffering from douchebagattractionitis.

by NinaM November 8, 2011

douche bucket

a vaginal cleansing insult that exceeds the use of a bag therefore replaces it with a bucket. also a bucket of douche

example 1: I went to the bar last night and this douche bucket kept talking to loud about sports nobody watches!

example 2: I bet rosie o' donnell would enjoy a bucket of douche!

by greatfuldeadguy20 December 31, 2011