Completely fictional creatures invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.
For absurd definitions see crack baby.
For absurd definitions see crack baby.
Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
by jazzriff October 14, 2005
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Get the crack monger mug.Crack-whores are known to have severe attitudes problems & a case of major illogical narcissism. By the time a Crack-whore has fully developed in the evolution of Super-egotism, they've completely brainwash themselves into thinking they are Envied by all woman and Lusted by all Men.
And they look crazy.
Very Crazy.
Which, most likely they are.
And they look crazy.
Very Crazy.
Which, most likely they are.
Crack whore: I don't understand why YOU PEOPLE can't Comprehend the fact that I'm Beautiful both inside and out.
Person #1: We really aren't her REAL friends. She just makes us feel better about ourselves whenever she's around. We thank our parents everyday for blessing us with the privilege to not be anything like a crack whore every time she crosses us.
Person #2: Don't try to have an intelligent conversation with a crack-whore about anything other than herself because talking with her ONLY leads to instant headaches and regrets.
Person #3: She is so persistent to make each day at work a living nightmare and is very pleased with her hard efforts to shine in a negative light because that's the only way crack whores know how to get the attention they so desperately crave.
Person #1: We really aren't her REAL friends. She just makes us feel better about ourselves whenever she's around. We thank our parents everyday for blessing us with the privilege to not be anything like a crack whore every time she crosses us.
Person #2: Don't try to have an intelligent conversation with a crack-whore about anything other than herself because talking with her ONLY leads to instant headaches and regrets.
Person #3: She is so persistent to make each day at work a living nightmare and is very pleased with her hard efforts to shine in a negative light because that's the only way crack whores know how to get the attention they so desperately crave.
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Get the Crack Whore mug.A game to play on a trampoline how to play: one person becomes the egg and curls up in the middle of the trampoline the the person/people try to make that person let go of there knees/not curl up by jumping when they do the egg has been cracked and someone else becomes the egg
Person 1:i played crack the egg yesterday
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!
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