Coffee Zombie

When you are at work in the morning at the coffee machine, with a cue of co-workers behind you that are equally as sleepy as you, waiting to get their coffee.

Look at all those coffee zombies standing behind me.

by Kokosnoot January 20, 2018

West Virginia Coffee stirring

When you stir someone’s coffee with your penis

He offered to give her a coffe made by West Virginia coffee stirring by stirring her coffee with his penis.

by Coffee stirring January 30, 2018

chunky iced coffee

When you use old expired milk to put into your iced coffee and make it chunky.

Kid: yo, can we make chunky iced coffee?!
mom: yes of course we can

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

Sloppy Toppy Coffee

Unprofessional served coffee usually served by Dunkin Donuts buy a untrained teenager

Starbucks hires professionals who are at least in their 20s
While Dunkin Donuts hire amateurs who are usually teenagers who serves Sloppy Toppy Coffee

by EmJayee February 6, 2018

Coffee

A highly addictive drink brewed from roasted coffee beans now consumed around the world. Made by coffee slobs -instant coffee, to coffee snobs -Kopi Luwak coffee which is made from coffee beans eaten and pooped out by the Asian palm civet.

“If only Elvis had stuck with coffee…”

by Cammeray January 19, 2017

Coffee

Someone you want to wake up to in the morning, especially a sexual partner. <Inspired by Miguel song - Coffee>

His game is so hot, I'ma need some cream with that coffee.

by gumboverde February 5, 2017

Hardcore Coffee Drinkers

You are a hardcore coffee drinker if you have coffee in your veins and drink nothing but.

P.s.
You're a vampire.

Those persons are some real hardcore coffee drinkers.

by PrincessPea04 December 9, 2019