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big coffee energy

An affectionate way to refer to someone who's tired and overworked all the time.
Person 1: "why is he so grumpy all the time"
Person 2: "nah dude he just has big coffee energy"
by park1ng_l0t April 2, 2023
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Chocolate Coffee

Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.
Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
by Number1 piss lover November 5, 2021
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Famous Coffee Artist

Linda Finstad has earned the title of famous coffee artist by painting over 1500 original coffee paintings.

She discovered painting with coffee as a way of keeping busy during the pandemic and this distraction changed her life. Her coffee paintings are featured in 7 books and an entire line of greeting cards. The art is made using different strengths of instant coffee on watercolor paper.
Due to the prolific practice of painting with instant coffee Linda Finstad is the famous coffee artist
by Famous Coffee Artist August 17, 2024
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spartan iced coffee

This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.
I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!
by gennarch December 14, 2018
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Coffee creamer

When a female takes an explosive diahria shit into a coffee mug and then the male ejaculates into it and then drinks it, giving it the look of a cup of coffee with creamer in it
Me and my girl got bored so we did a coffee creamer
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Crack Ed Coffee

Coffee So Cheap Its Affordable To Crack Heads ! If You Visit ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee
If You Visit Her ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee
by The V ONE 2nd To None August 11, 2019
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Coffee Creamer

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025
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