Person to attractive quarantine candidate: coffee, kiss, and quarantine?
Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.
Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.
by Doctor.vin March 13, 2020
Get the Coffee, kiss, and quarantine?mug. A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.
I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
Get the coffee-and-couch phasemug. a brand of coffee sold in the US, a division of the J.M. Smucker Company. The company sold whole bean and ground coffee in retail settings and on its website.
On September 9, 2016, J.M. Smucker Co. announced its decision to discontinue the Millstone Coffee brand, citing 'lack of sustainable demand
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the Millstone Coffeemug. 
A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.
by OligSlaughter September 6, 2013
Get the Coffee Quakemug. by Sidewhore January 30, 2018
Get the chunky iced coffeemug.