Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.

It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!

by Airza May 7, 2025

kick the baker

to snort cocaine (inhale through the nose), smoke it in a pipe or smoke crack cocaine (purer version)

sally may higgins: are you gunna kick the baker???

frank: ...yeh

sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.

by armanlickedoutannabel..what?! February 12, 2009

Running A Bakery

A phrase used to describe a woman with a bad yeast infection.

"Yo mama's yeast infection is so bad she could run a bakery down there."

"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."

by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010

The Dusty Baker

While getting head, grab the back of her hair as you are about to cum and blow on their face. While doing so simultaneously, grab a handful of baking powder and Antique a hoe.

Bitch got the dusty baker

by GSOBRO January 21, 2011

blow fucgy baer

wen your mind explodes beacouse of dick pawers

you blow fucgy baer my friend!!

by chicking2005 June 4, 2018

Pullin a Hannah Baker

When someone’s acting like they finna end it all over something petty

This mans pullin a Hannah Baker.

by Westin supplydrop September 7, 2019

reverse Hannah Baker

When you send "a tape" to some of your friends saying nice things, the opposite to what Hannah Baker did in 13 reasons why

Yo, what a nice reverse Hannah Baker you sent me

by Metyoulanzipedia January 2, 2020