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baby pigalump

An adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of pooping in logs.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.

Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.
Guy1: What's that really cute thing pooping in a log?
Guy2: Oh, it's just my baby pigalump
by Piga May 2, 2011
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Baby Stoner

A person that has just started smoking pot.
All they want to do is eat and sleep.
?: Did she start smoking?
A: Yeah, she's a baby stoner.
by Ms.M.xo September 27, 2009
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baby rent

As in, "we didn't see daddy this weekend cause he didn't pay the baby rent."
by CA Clowe January 31, 2007
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Baby Shasha

A person, preferably an adorable adolescent male, that is insanely adorable and happens to have braces. The braces create the appearance of a baby shark. Hence the name, "baby shasha."
The term "baby shasha" unquestionably evolved from "baby shark," and was cropped shortly after. The more modern name is "baby shasha305jz," but "baby shasha" remains the most popular."
Kelly: "Oh My God! Look at this kid! He's so adorable!"
Molly: "Woah...does he have braces?"
Kelly: "Oh My God! Yeah he does!"
Molly: "He's a regular baby shasha!"
by ara da cara April 4, 2010
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Baby Smoove

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Baby Smoove

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by OswaldDropemoff March 2, 2022
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Baby Kraus

A small baby of a man, bossy in nature, known to be seen around Flint, Michigan. Known for not having anything of his own. A free loader ("Can I have half of that," or "Is that any good?") and creep-ass, frequents brothel houses who then ejaculates forcefully into prostitutes mouths, has extensive knowledge of all famous serial killers, furthermore claims to have extensive knowledge of cinematic films, only knows the directors of those films, and cant name a single actor. However in reality lacks taste and knowledge of thing. A baby Kraus is also known for it's temper tantrums, hissy fit's and need to always be right as well as crying when he's not. He can often be found trolling the IMDB website. Where him and his 5 friends that go to that site, review movies negativly, without ever seeing them.

Turn on's: winning at monopoly
Turn off's: The jack without the Pak
No you cant have half of my sandwich. Stop being a baby kraus.

That hooker really didn't want me to cum in her mouth but I totally baby kraus'd her ass.
by Jack of Pak January 21, 2008
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