A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.
Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)
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Get the ashlee simpson mug.Ash Horne is from the band The Midnight Beast (TMB) with Stefan Abingdon and Dru Wakely. They have a large following on Youtube and their parody of Tik Tok by KE$HA went to no. 1 on the Australian charts.
Ash is the most good looking guy in the band. Fit. Funny guy with an awesome laugh. Up for anything. Makes the name Ashley work. Lovely eyes. Could probably model something for a fashion industry. He probably smells good too. Makes Stefan Abingdon look just ok when he is probably actually good looking. "He has special powers and can stay up for seven whole hours."* The Midnight Beast are quite awesome.
*(quote from The Midnight Beast song: Ninjas)
Ash is the most good looking guy in the band. Fit. Funny guy with an awesome laugh. Up for anything. Makes the name Ashley work. Lovely eyes. Could probably model something for a fashion industry. He probably smells good too. Makes Stefan Abingdon look just ok when he is probably actually good looking. "He has special powers and can stay up for seven whole hours."* The Midnight Beast are quite awesome.
*(quote from The Midnight Beast song: Ninjas)
Girl 1: Why does Ashley Horne look so good in every freaking photo?
Girl 2: I don't know ..maybe Ash was just born that way.
Boy : I wish I were like that. (hangs his head in sadness)
Girl 2: I don't know ..maybe Ash was just born that way.
Boy : I wish I were like that. (hangs his head in sadness)
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An individual with a fat ass.
An individual with a fat ass.
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Get the ashering mug.Mike Ashley is a fat cockney bastard. He loves to shag Dennis Wise and will suck you off for a pound. He is foaming because Amanda Staveley spent £40 of his money on a curry. He has to change his shirt every half our coz he’s fat as fuck the smelly bellend
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Her: Yea! He just became president of the world!
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