Squirrel Syndrome

The inexplicable desire to constantly chase after every new idea or opportunity, no matter how detrimental to your company, your team or your own sanity.

Bob just launched another product before the last one was even finished. He's completely out of control, definitely suffering from squirrel syndrome.

by Startup Street September 15, 2022

Brunchausen Syndrome

Brunchausen syndrome (factitious disorder imposed on others) is when someone tries to ensure attention and sympathy from loved ones by helping them gain weight, thinking their obese appearance will not draw affectionate attention from others. Inducing weight gain by constant feeding via buffet or brunch.

Suffering from Brunchausen Syndrome, she takes him to brunch daily, hoping the buffet will fatten him; he cannot possibly leave her in such a poor condition.

by DaveDogDMY December 16, 2020

Momzadamaus Syndrome

Meaning When a child is a complete idiot due to the mother being intellectually challenged idiot. The child is not at fault due to the mother's teachings .

His mother makes unintelligible decisions because of her momzadamaus syndrome .

by Lpm3 April 6, 2017

TCT Syndrome

The Current Thing Syndrome, also known as TCT Syndrome, is a feeling of conformity to topics that are trending on MSM or elsewhere that the topic might be relevant, TCT Syndrome is typically prevalent in teens and adults in mid-life crises and unable to think for themselves, so following The Current Thing helps them feel more accepting of themselves and both need of approval and acceptance from their peers.

John Doe (Person with TCT Syndrome): *Checks Twitter to see what the current thing is* HOLY MACKEREL, THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD IS BUYING TWITTER, TIME TO CONFORM AND FOLLOW THE CURRENT THING WHICH IS TO HATE ON THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD FOR HAVING BASED ENERGY LEVELS I WILL NEVER COMPETE WITH AT MY BETA MALE LEVEL! (BAAAAAAAAAT )

by DrChadGiga May 5, 2022

Pokè-Syndrome

(N) A severe addiction of everything that involves pokemon. One affected by Pokè-Syndrome only talks about pokemon as well as buys all the merchandise. This illness is rapidly growing through people ages 6-40.

"I swear he has Pokè-Syndrome! He talked for 8 hours nonstop on the anatomy of pikachu!"

by bellantone July 15, 2016

Slype Syndrome

Playing a game, you absolutely hate, over and over again. Asking yourself why you keep doing it.

That guy has the Slype Syndrome, he keeps playing that game over and over again despite hating it.

by defraudem October 1, 2018

SMYOYO syndrome

Medical slang for "Sorry Motherfucker, You're On You're Own". Used when someone has been injured so horribly, there is nothing a doctor can do.

The man was hit by a train, then flung onto the interstate, where he was hit by 6 semi trucks before rolling off the bridge into the river below, being bitten by a water snake, and getting creamed by a speed boat. After he was brought to the hospital, he was diagnosed with SMYOYO syndrome.

by NINJA_CARROT August 9, 2009