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Internet Walk

1. To take someone on a walk of the internet. To each follow one another from site to site.

When the internet is your home you can even take people on walks. Meet at the same sights, leave messages which site to meet at next, or comment in next, take internet walks.

The the above description is usually uneccesarry since after people have met at some site, chat, MUD, whatever, they usually exchange an IMS address like hotmail or skype or ICQ or whatever is in vogue at the time, and talk to each other there, suggestion which sites to see and visit through lines.

Also may be known as an 'Internet Stroll' which maybe some might turn into an 'Internet Troll Stroll', I hope not, but at least I'd have coined that term too, if it happens to take off. (See below)

------------- Note this term, and its meaning has been invented, just now, by me, and I'm not joking so if you ever see this thing take off, you know who wrote it first.
Let's take a stroll through the internet, I'll meet you on the forums at newgrounds.

Let's go for an Internet Walk.

Let's go for an iWalk.

Etc.
by ayono January 4, 2013
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Walking the poodle

Masturbating. Particularly when done by a married man.

Something a married man does alone and ashamed.
She had a headache so I ended up walking the poodle again.
by AndTheHorse August 24, 2010
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walking case

I wanna fuck her so bad but she a walking case
by Larrytheharryparry August 31, 2017
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walking sti

The most notorious out the trio (player, manwhore, walking sti), the term is a derogatory term for an extremely promiscuous man. The walking sti is literally what the name implies, as this subject will usually have slept with so many women that the odds of having contracted some type of sti are most likely very high. The complete opposite of the player, the walking sti values quantity over quantity. His reputation is usually bad among both males and females, and unless dramatic changes are made, will most likely never establish a meaningful relationship with women, as all he will want of them is sex. This term is best used for the select males who hook up with women for one night and then never speak to them again, or otherwise treat them poorly.
G1: OMG, WHY ISN'T BOB TALKING TO ME? I THOUGHT WE MADE A CONNECTION LAST NIGHT...
G2: No honey, Bob is a walking sti. You wont be hearing from him again, and you might also want to consider checking yourself out. There's no telling where he's been.
by nmns December 31, 2007
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walking trots

The act of walking and farting at the same time.
The horses always have the walking trots and so does you grandpa.
by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
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Spirit Walk

When you are too broke to buy more weed and are freaking out because your body is rebalancing the psychedellics and you begin to walk aimlessly to make yourself feel better.
I would have murdered the bitch but I went on a spirit walk and found enlightenment.
by Doc Poz November 27, 2018
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