twitter

a place where anything and everything goes to die a slow and painful death from being cancelled

I deleted twitter because I realized I had a life.

by narigi421 October 29, 2022

twitter

pornhub 2.0

person 1: dude my wifi won't let me watch porn!

person 2: bro just use twitter lmfao.

by i give good descriptions October 31, 2022

Twitter

Synonym for Hell.

When you die, you're going to Twitter.

by Artyboi November 4, 2022

Twitterfucker

When a bored, entitled billionaire buys a social media platform and literally sinks it overnight by killing thousands of jobs and making people pay $8 to make up for its new bogged down debt, yet touts that he's a free speech absolutist... literally destroying a massive platform from within.

Yo, have you seen the Twitter share price right now? … Yeah, that's what happens when a Twitterfucker buys the company and immediately fires half the administration, thousands of employees, and bogs it down with billions of dollars in new debt.

by snarky texas November 4, 2022

Twitter

I mean it speaks for its self.

jack- "they are you on twitter"
sam- "You mean hell?"

I dont want to go to twitter.

by TheGuyWhoSpeaks November 5, 2022

Twitter

Twitter is a social media app that everyone has their opinions and create raids and tells lies that no one will figure out if true.

its fun to spread lies on twitter.

why do you need an example? go find out yourself what twitter lies in its deep cave.

by the_sussy_baka November 11, 2022

Twitter Verified Checkmark

The Twitter Verified Checkmark is a blue checkmark on twitter. It let's people know if an account is notable. After November 9th 2022, you require a twitter blue subscription to receive a checkmark. You do not need a single follower, you only need twitter blue to get the checkmark.

Twitter blue is starting at $7.99/mo and is only available for purchase on iOS.

I got the Twitter Verified Checkmark yesterday!

by ToolifyStudios November 12, 2022