a: youre fat
b: well im sorry didnt know i was a mirror
a: im sorry wheres the glass
b: glass? youre the only one big like a window here
a: well at least i know how to diet
b: wait were you reading the recommended articles at the bottom of a crappy website again? turdhead
a: only karens do that
b: you wanna speak to the manager?
a: i wanna speak to who told you to be yourself, shame on them
b: i teach myself im independent
it goes on until someone doesnt know what to say
in the end:
a: wow nice comeback fight bro wanna rematch tomorrow
b: well im sorry didnt know i was a mirror
a: im sorry wheres the glass
b: glass? youre the only one big like a window here
a: well at least i know how to diet
b: wait were you reading the recommended articles at the bottom of a crappy website again? turdhead
a: only karens do that
b: you wanna speak to the manager?
a: i wanna speak to who told you to be yourself, shame on them
b: i teach myself im independent
it goes on until someone doesnt know what to say
in the end:
a: wow nice comeback fight bro wanna rematch tomorrow
by hsafudgysjudyf May 13, 2020
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Get the Ruler fight day mug.A fight in school (obviously) that is recorded and put on social media, often with a crowd surrounding and watching the chaos. Neither of them can fight to save their lives. Idiots surround and scream "worldstar" even though they probably don't even know what worldstar is and it wouldn't be 5% worthy of the website. It's usually over something dumb like pettiness over an insult, an 8th of weed, or lusting after the same unrequited love interest.
You can't help but view the whole thing with contempt later, assuming you didn't already.
You can't help but view the whole thing with contempt later, assuming you didn't already.
Idiot: Yooooo there was a school fight in the cafeteria bro, Jay and Trey were beefing HARD and they finally threw hands bro, everyone was geeking so hard bro
Normal person: I don't give a shit.
Normal person: I don't give a shit.
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Get the school fight mug.When your bro is on your shoulders for a game of chicken and he suddenly spins to the front of you and you begin breathing through his flesh snorkel
That game of chicken got really intence my buddy got so into it he spun around and turned it into a snorkel fight
by Le Stefan July 24, 2022
Get the Snorkel fight mug.A form of gay sex when one man violently jumps on another mans back and brutally sticks there dick into there ass providing a form of pleasurement.
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Get the Male Fighting mug.Hym "Amd no. I'm not fighting with you. I'm not competing with a retard. I'm not negotiating. I'm getting paid for this and retiring immediately or I'm murdering a child amd killing myself. Jordan Peterson has likely convinced you to do this and now he's tries to cover up the negatives for himself and the positives for me and in doing so he has guaranteed that I will not fail."
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Get the Fighting mug.The Fair Fight Act of 1988 set the bylaws of street fights in Detroit during the 80s and 90s. It’s sole purpose was to set the groundwork for what was considered legal and illegal in a street fight among two parties settling their differences by way of force. Along with the typical rules of the street fight, ie. no eye gouging, no biting and no low blows, the Fair Fight Act aimed to eliminate anything but the use of hands.
Kicks of any sort will violate the code of the "Fair Fight Act of 1988". Damaging knees can cause a permanent injury, mf might walk a cane for the rest of his life. Use of firearms are permitted in such cases.
by DimSumProphet August 28, 2019
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