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Touch Hole Deep to a 9ft Indian

When something is very deep, usually in reference to snow. Or the depth equivalent to the distance from the ground to a 9 foot Indian's butthole.
The snow was touch hole deep to a 9ft Indian.
by AKD527!! June 9, 2024
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Indian Hand Wash

Use a water bottle and your hands to wash your asshole after shitting. Let dry.
Why are your hands smelly, did you indian hand wash?
by trolln1gg4 July 18, 2025
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Indian Airhorn

The act of blowing up a balloon in somebody's anus and then letting go of it so it squeals.
Steve gave James an Indian airhorn.
by indianayaan2038 April 4, 2024
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The Indian Internet Theory

The Indian Internet theory is an online conspiracy theory that asserts that the Internet now consists mainly of Indian population activity and automatically generated content that is manipulated by Indian-based curation algorithm, marginalizing organic human activity.
Based on the worldwide population statistics there are 1.4 billion population of India excluding descendants from India and people that speak the language from that country. Over 53% of the world has access to the internet, China has the great firewall, USA has their own self-interest, and the most populous countries include Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Brazil, Bangladesh, Russia, Mexico, and so on barely spoke English or have access to internet, meanwhile India has the most population of English speakers.

This corresponds with the idea that you will bound to stumble on accounts made and operated based in India especially in posts with subjects of sports (they will sneak something about cricket), religion, and white fitness bikini models.
Those aren't Russian & Israeli Bot accounts, those are just Kumar, Pradesh, and Rajesh they are part of The Indian Internet Theory
by Ibonarious Eshak February 11, 2024
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Indian Bobsled

The action of dipping your testicles in hot curry, and proceeding to drag them across your partners face. Hence the name bobsled.
“Dude, I gave Chase an Indian bobsled last night!!”

“Awe dude lucky!”
by ReeledInFish March 10, 2025
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Indian giver

Giving someone a gift but expecting it back when there is a falling out or if the gift is missed too much; the term originated with early European dealings with Native Americans when trade items were misinterpreted as gifts.
An old indian once gave me a scalp that he claimed had been in his family for 140 years and was taken off one of Custer's soldiers at the Battle of Little Big Horn, but the fucking Parire Nigger was an indian giver and demanded that I give it back after an antique dealer told him it was probably worth a couple of thousand dollars.
by meandawg November 15, 2017
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Indian

A person belonging to Republic Of India, of Indian Origin, or sometimes used offensively to address a scammer, cheater, etc.
We have a new Indian boy in our classroom!

You bloody Indian! I know you stole my money! Give it back before I call cops on you!
by Taz5617 September 23, 2023
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