Yeah, coffee nerd day is on July 14th and you wonder why this exact day? it's because it's my damn birthday dumbass
by Areithy October 27, 2021
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Get the coffee mug.a basic white girl that comes to school every morning with the same coffee and brags about it for hours when really no one cares, adds 1 or 2 sugars to her coffee because she’s scared of coffee without sugar and people bully her :/
has started drinking coffee for nearly 3 years now and she makes her friends drink coffee and now they’re obsessed #happyfamily
has started drinking coffee for nearly 3 years now and she makes her friends drink coffee and now they’re obsessed #happyfamily
by xdrawrrrr May 30, 2019
Get the coffee queen mug.An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.
“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”
by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019
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Get the Coffee mug.A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.
by JimBean25 May 11, 2017
Get the coffee dork mug.He offered to give her a coffe made by West Virginia coffee stirring by stirring her coffee with his penis.
by Coffee stirring January 30, 2018
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