Acting Left AF

When you're not acting right as an individual.

Person 1: Bro, I was acting left af last night.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Bc I wasn't right.

by UrBoiDipps August 22, 2018

Super Left

When someone is trying to insult you, but instead pay a huge compliment.

President Trump spoke gravely about the dramatic shift in the Democratic Party, but darn it, I love being Super Left!

by Vegaslawgirl January 23, 2019

Left Nut

Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off

"You are now my left nut"

by OofMyWenus February 3, 2019

Left-leg syndrome

The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.

“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”

by Normal people other than Chloe February 10, 2019

left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.

You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.

by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019

My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

LA Left

A communally accepted practice where Angelenos, waiting to take a left, go on or just before the light turns red because it’s freaking impossible to go before then :/

Dude, was just in K-town the other day, and I took 20 LA lefts.

Bro, I lived in LA so long, I got a ticket making an LA left in my hometown, and I forgot it was illegal.

by Danthesodacankim October 13, 2023