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Tech Support

A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
I thought tech support would be able to assist me but they were clueless
by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024
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Techass

Techass is some who is good at tech or works with tech and also has that fire hairline still, they are rare.
Gero: Yo you hear Cwats got that high paying job at google
Cheese: Ya he has a crazy hairline still, can't believe he has both a good tech job and a good hairline
Gero: nah man he nothing but a techass
by ngf44 November 17, 2024
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tech

Pronunciation: /tɛk/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation.)
Definition:
1. Tech (singular noun) - The act or method of connecting or unifying filaments or tissues; a process of joining fibers or structures, used instead of the word “knit.” It denotes the creation of a link or bond between materials.
2. Teches (plural noun) - Multiple instances of connecting or unifying filaments or tissues; distinct joining methods.
3. Tech-ly (adverb) - it is in a manner that connects or unifies filaments or tissues.
4. Teched (past verb) - Connected or unified through uniting fibers or structures.
5. Tech (present verb) / Teches (present verb - third person singular) - To connect or unify filaments or tissues; to create a bond or link (third-person singular).

Significance:
• Replaces the verb “knit” with a term focusing on connecting and unifying tissues or filaments.
• Highlights a deliberate and technical manner of joining materials.
• It has a subtle Latin-based sound.
Examples:
• “The surgeon expertly teched the tissue after the incision.”
• “The artisan teches the filaments with a special tool to form the pattern.”
• “The new material is teched immediately to assure maximum durability.”
• “They teched the cables carefully, ensuring each was securely fastened.”
• “She teches with incredible precision and velocity, it’s impressive.”
by Dmitrio December 28, 2024
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tech

A word used instead of teacher for anonymity. Usually it is used to alert your friends when they are gaming in class to the presence of a teacher.
- A student playing games in class
- Teacher starts walking towards the front

"TECH! TECH!"

*Alt tabs*
"Thanks bro. The tech nearly caught me."
by LocalNeighbourhoodDictionary January 7, 2025
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Tech-tarded

One who has difficulties using technology
He was too tech-tarded to search the web
by dracopiaz January 16, 2025
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Techbro

Pejorative term for someone that is computer literate
Art majors working at Starbucks express their moral superiority by calling anyone successful in technology a techbro
by roger_dodger January 23, 2025
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Tech-cel

a person that rejects technological Literacy and innovations (such as using AI) for irrational reasons. Tech-cels may struggle with employment (being hired or hiring someone else). He/she may blame or resent other people with better technological skills. Usually they blame cell phones for variety of health issues.
"My tech-cel tutor asked us to show up on zoom two weeks ahead of the semester just to figure out how zoom works"
by nodobyyyy January 30, 2026
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