Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.

MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...

by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011

squirrel water

1. Another name for the Nut Juice, a squirrel's favorite drink.

2. A liquid that someone dropped or dunked their nuts in.

I almost thought she would waste my squirrel water on the ground, but with longing eyes she savored every last drop.

by kinezumi December 11, 2008

Squirrel

It a combination of when you make your significant other, squirt and squeal at the same time!

Last night I fucked this bitch so hard that I made her squirrel for hours!

by Sarinaslutmaster September 16, 2014

Double squirrel

Double squirrel is when a women takes a males erect penis in both ends

( vagina and mouth) then simultaneously grasps the male ball sacks with a considerable amount of force, resulting in the men screaming out loud in pain then followed up by both men punching her in the face.....

Hey boys Josh and me (Evan) fucked this slut up last night after she performed a double squirrel.....

by Up ya bum July 16, 2019

Squirrels

Boobs

Wow Becky has some nice squirrels . I’d love to suck on those squirrels.

by Missmandybanana May 13, 2018

squirreling

when a girl tries to get your nuts as far away from your body as is humanly possible

brian: hey man, why do you keep groaning and holding your balls?

stewie: my girl was squirreling the sh*t outta me last night

by Banterlope89 May 5, 2022

Squirrel

A man who loves to eat pie and gets fucked by an angel of the lord. He is given the name by the King of Hell or his close fans.

Crowley: So, where's Squirrel?
Sam: Don't worry about Dean.

by DeanlikestogetfuckedbyCas February 9, 2021