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Bed Sandwich

When you're partner is hiding under your bed (so that you're parents dont find them), but they pop they're head out for a kiss, so you and them are lying parallel with the bed inbetween.
Yeah man we were making out but then her parents came home so I had to hide under the bed. Still, I stuck my head out for a Bed Sandwich.
by Hydrohomie #13 May 27, 2020
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Bed

What you sleep on U crackhead
by Ur_FBI_Agent March 11, 2020
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bed-spread

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.

2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.

I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
by aalh October 9, 2020
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bed chocolate

Residual excretion in, on, or around one's mattress, which is later mistaken for crumbs of chocolate.
Willard: Bernadine shat on my dick last Thursday evening while we were sleeping.
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.

Hobo 2: STANKY!
by killbo December 15, 2011
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Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.
DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"
by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025
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Go to bed about it

Response when someone’s either acting like a child complaining about their life; or when someone is being overly dramatic about a minor inconvenience. Telling them they are acting like a child needing a nap, and no one really cares about the problem.
He complained to his coworker; I went bed an hour early just to wake up and hour early!

Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.
by Darc0n7 August 16, 2025
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Bed bomb

Saturating the bed with farts so that when someone pulls back the covers to get in they get a face full of stale farts.
I like to bed bomb a girl early in our relationship, a taste of things to come.

It's a wonder you're single.
by Shuaman June 23, 2019
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