An individual who thinks they're the shit, but is actually more annoying than an asshole and also acts completely mentally retarded.
Ryan was a complete douche-tard when he was asked by his landlords to share his pot, he shot them down. What a douche-tard.
by Calibri December 6, 2011
Get the douche-tardmug. This is a combination of being shit-faced and temporarily mentally retarded by the consumption of alcohol.
This is used to describe excessive drinking. When you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!
This is used to describe excessive drinking. When you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!
I had way too many drinks at the bar, I am so Shit-tarded right now I would sleep with Helen Keller right now.
by Buford3 April 30, 2009
Get the Shit-tardedmug. by Ice 9 March 3, 2008
Get the F uck Tardmug. A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.
Let use a male as an exmaple.
To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.
To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.
by Brandon December 9, 2004
Get the pimp tard or pimptardmug. by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005
Get the g- tard- edmug. The act of laying on your own neck, and spinning your entire body around while your legs move recklessly.
by Numb_Nuts_W_Bush February 24, 2011
Get the Tard-O-Coptermug. A sexy ass rapper from Moreno Valley,California who makes fire ass songs.Also known as Mr.Pure Gasser,The Goat of The Murda, and Mr.Gasoline.He will make yo bitch fall in love with him cuz he’s heem
by Randomnigga1999 November 21, 2021
Get the Yoboi Mu$tardmug.