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Surprise Loan Shark

A person who gives something to another and then takes it back or expects an equivalent in return.
Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!
by OnomatoPia October 27, 2020
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Kinder Egg Surprise

When you try to cum but piss comes out instead
Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !
by Sexmaster6979 March 6, 2023
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Cream-pie Surprise

The act of cumming inside of an ice cream before it has been served, resulting in a warm ooze in the inside of the ice cream.
Nathan's Ex ordered an ice cream so he gave her the Cream-pie Surprise.
by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020
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Surprising Homosexual Content

also know as Homosexual Ambushing refers to the unexpected inclusion of same-sex scenes or LGBTQ+ themes in heterosexual-oriented television shows and films. This term highlights the element of surprise experienced by heterosexual viewers when they encounter such content without prior expectation.
Example 1:
I ain't feelin' that Surprising Homosexual Content in Power, dig? One second I'm watching some thug shit like, "Hell yeah get the bag!" and the next I'm like, "Wait, what the fuck just happened?"

Example 2:
Power's writers and directors be adding that Surprising Homosexual Content to shake things up, makin' niggas talk 'bout LGBTQ+ shit.
by 16Fo'sho July 29, 2023
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Urine for a Surprise Act

When you pee in a girls vagina and use it as lube or eat it with the pee.
by Banana Slammer June 12, 2018
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Surprise Barrel Roll

The act in which mid sex the male, in missionary position, rolls continuously, still penetrating his partner and thrusting.
Shane: "Hey Rick!"
Rick: "What now Shane.."
Shane: "Guess what I did to Laurie last Tuesday?"
Rick gives him a serious face and asks,"What did you do to her Shane?"
Shane: "I gave her the famous Surprise Barrel Roll on her for 10 seconds!"
Rick turns around and mutters to himself,"I was only able to do it to her for 2 seconds..."
by TOATSMYGOATS(NT) January 8, 2013
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Soggy Chair Surprise

When you secretly cum on a chair and wait until someone sits on it.
“Don’t sit on that chair I saw Joe do a Soggy Chair Surprise
“Nah I like it
by Toddler5678 November 1, 2021
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