slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

Slowball

Slow snowball throw

Slowball is basically somebody who throws a slow snowball at you but it cant make it all the way to you

by _Odin_ March 19, 2015

Slowbi Wan Kenobi

1. Sluggish drivers on the road that are wise beyond their years, but slow beyond all belief. They easily scare, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

"Man, what took you so long to get here?"

"Sorry, I got stuck behind a couple of Slowbi Wan Kenobis on the highway."

by The_Naked_Snake November 20, 2015

Slowdrunk

A person able to drink lots of alcoholic beverages without being drunk for a while.

Nathan was a slowdrunk, since he could drink 38 shots without being drunk.

by Skittleflake July 3, 2016

Slowmosexual

The person you get stuck behind while driving to somewhere and you left a little late

I had to get my kids to school then I got stuck behind a slowmosexual and they were 10 minutes late.

by OpaquePanda February 18, 2017

slowbro

One of the worst Pokémon of all time. Fun Fact it was actually a mistake so they ended up just keeping it there

Your a slowbro

by XxXSMDXxX February 18, 2017

slowbang

When a song is so sad or depressing that it is necessary to slow down sexual intercourse.

Me and my girlfriend were forced to slowbang when chasing cars came on.

by Jc787 March 20, 2017