National kiss a short person day

September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want

Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.

National kiss a short person day by Benitez69 September 18, 2022

National drag a broken short person day 

On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission

Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!

National drag a broken short person day by not not not benjamin September 26, 2022

long feathered short brimmed hat 

One way that certain men can secretly identify with each other. Probably started in Texas or Oklahoma.

When I first moved away from home, I was relieved to welcomed by other men with long feathered short brimmed hats.

long feathered short brimmed hat by Muslim Goat January 3, 2023

National Kick a short person day 

National Kick a short person day every 26th of January

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!

National Kick a short person day by dan1eaa January 20, 2023

the book were making is too short. 

the pages for your love story is too thin, too short, too fast to, and already finished.

i love you but the book were making is too short.

the book were making is too short. by anonymous April 20, 2022

Playboy Short 

The originator or Pimp Rap and the world reknown word Biiiiiatch! Not to be confused with Gansta Rap. This style of rap music originated in "The Town" Oakland, Ca. Lyrics were more focused on pimpin'Hoes and Havin Thangs rather Than Killin' Niggas.

Nuthin like pimpin
Nigger f**k Bill Clinton
Make me the mother f**king president
I'll make the White House a hoe house and all the pimps, To just
Set up shops like they do in Vegas
Legalize pimpin for all the playa's
Puttin fine ass bitches in the streets and the hood
Every year a nigger trade for a new Fleetwood
- Too Short "Ain't Nothin' like pimpin'"

Playboy Short by Tha Realness September 7, 2004

STRAWBERRY SHORT-FACE 

After a guy earns his Red-Wings the girl pulls some of her bloody pubes out and throws them in his face, yelling "Strawberry Short-Face!"

"Yeah so we're 69-ing and she's on her God Damn period! So I gave that slut a Dirty Lifeguard! But while I'm laughing at her, she totally Strawberry Short-Faced me, man!!!"

STRAWBERRY SHORT-FACE by 9078675309 October 15, 2008