Surprise Loan Shark

A person who gives something to another and then takes it back or expects an equivalent in return.

Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!

by OnomatoPia October 27, 2020

Saint Nicholas Surprise

The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.

Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.

by mormakil April 3, 2019

Urine for a Surprise Act

When you pee in a girls vagina and use it as lube or eat it with the pee.

Urine for a Surprise act

by Banana Slammer June 12, 2018

Soggy Chair Surprise

When you secretly cum on a chair and wait until someone sits on it.

“Don’t sit on that chair I saw Joe do a Soggy Chair Surprise”
“Nah I like it”

by Toddler5678 November 1, 2021

down-town surprise

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and some of the shit comes off on your hand.

Jason had bad diarrhea, so when he wiped, he had a down-town surprise.

by Hail the Almighty BOB May 16, 2014

Funky Surprise Hotdish

A casserole made with any random ingredients left in your fridge

Jason made this delicious hotdish last night. Not sure what he put in it though... It was a Funky Surprise Hotdish for sure.

by IntrepidSpaceCat June 30, 2019

Surprise Laundry List

(N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.

Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.

Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.

Patrick: Damn. Women these days...

by Heroneman February 21, 2011