surprise motherf**ker

Memorable quote from the tv show "Dexter" that was told by James Doakes, now it is a meme. Obv

*stealing a car*

Cop:
-surprise motherf**ker

by noideas June 2, 2017

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supreme fish surprise

a slang term for vagina

I swear to God Janis. I saw it with my own eyes. Right there in Waffle House. I shit you not. She whipped out her Supreme Fish Surprise. Flopped it right on my choco waffles.

by greatuncledaddy November 17, 2017

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Soggy Chair Surprise

When you secretly cum on a chair and wait until someone sits on it.

“Don’t sit on that chair I saw Joe do a Soggy Chair Surprise”
“Nah I like it”

by Toddler5678 November 1, 2021

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Surprise Barrel Roll

The act in which mid sex the male, in missionary position, rolls continuously, still penetrating his partner and thrusting.

Shane: "Hey Rick!"
Rick: "What now Shane.."
Shane: "Guess what I did to Laurie last Tuesday?"
Rick gives him a serious face and asks,"What did you do to her Shane?"
Shane: "I gave her the famous Surprise Barrel Roll on her for 10 seconds!"
Rick turns around and mutters to himself,"I was only able to do it to her for 2 seconds..."

by TOATSMYGOATS(NT) January 8, 2013

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Surprise Laundry List

(N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.

Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.

Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.

Patrick: Damn. Women these days...

by Heroneman February 21, 2011

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