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crocadile death roll 

its when your having sex missionary position, and all of a sudden (catching her off guard) roll her off the bed making sure when you fall, you fall on top of her, potentially injuring her, then proceed to dry anal penetration until you are bucked off.
The crocadile death roll requires extreme concentration, u have to make sure you land on her.
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Do a barrel roll 

The single most used phrase among gamers.

Spoken by Peppy Hare in the game Star Fox for SNES and more famously in Star Fox 64.
Gamer 1: How do I get beat Bowser?

Gamer 2: Do a barrel roll!
Do a barrel roll by Barrelrollmaster December 30, 2008
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Foug Roll 

1) The annoying use of the word roll to describe the home baked products similar to buns. (cold cuts is another such word)

2)A technique of 'dissapating' one's weight over a large amount of snow to avoid sinking in. At the same time rolling forward to gain momentum and travel to one's destination.
A: What is he doing?
C: Looks like rolling? Trying to dissapate his weight.
A: I think you mean distribute.
C: yea, what you said.
Foug Roll by foug January 12, 2005

pube roll 

a joint rolled using a significantly gargantuan amount of pubic hair
yo man... carey rat just smoked that pube roll we rolled with the hobos pubes.
pube roll by ajfdkjfakdfjk March 8, 2005

Tootsie Roll Nipples 

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.
Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!
Tootsie Roll Nipples by undertowpull December 16, 2011

spring roll snorkeling 

Underwater penis hunting resulting in unsuspected blow job from a third party.
I was making out wit my girl in the lake and was surprised by a spring roll snorkeling, awesome!

Barrel roll

When the aroused bone-ranger deviates from straightness. This is also know as BPS- bent penis syndrome. Seemingly average when flaccid, yet once swole the tummy banana takes a violent sidelong turn and becomes a kidney scraper.

When the skin flute whistles his way west.
Bro with barrel roll:

"Hey gurl!"
Girl that got poked:

"Boy yous be trippin. Yous got barrel roll and now I's got kidney kabob."

Girl to girlfriend: "my furanimal met gonzo last night"
Girlfriend to girl: "bitch! You's saying he's all barrel roll and shit?
Girl to girlfriend: "Barrel. Roll. And shit. Weapon of ass destruction"

Fap fap fap till he get all swole
Sneaky snake do tha barrel roll
round da back shoots de yogurt troll don't console it's just me barrel roll shit be mazing!
Barrel roll by Vanilla gorilla September 1, 2014