River

River is an incredibly cute human being, they are quiet most of the time, even around friends but they have that one friend they are always comfortable being loud with. They prefer They/Them pronouns and can't stand unfair and rude people. They have a temper like wildfire and and could honestly kick anyones ass. They're usually on the shorter side. They always have fun colored hair and and have weird but amazing fashion sense. They're artistic and literary geniuses.

They're usually pretty numb to the world, they don't like humans persay, but they do like people. They listen to all kinds of music, ranging from kpop to death metal.

They're often depressive and have major Anxiety issues. They crave romantic relationships but always choose the worst people. They empathic and are really good at comforting others, but they can also talk about themselves for a long while, not in a boastful way. They will be your bestfriend and your worst enemy. They're often alluring, and you'll always want to be around them.
Petra: River makes me feel butterflies
Rain: For real, They're so stunning
by GraceEvelyn'sFriend November 12, 2022
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A River is a person that is almost as good as James hitting the quick scopes but he is 2nd best at looks, funniness , and at Athleticism(James is the 1st) but he is a nice person with 2nd biggest peen (1st James) but he’s one of the nicest people you’ll meet and 3rd coolest dude in the world (2nd James) (1st Lance)
Your a River my dog.
by James_is_coo_beans October 25, 2019
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hes a pretty cool guy overall. 100/10 personality. rivers are very nice people and they have amazing hair
hey his name is river! he must be a nice guy
by Mrs.KoolKid101 December 11, 2020
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i love river with all my heart and might, they're so attractive too, i win at life tbh
River is a very nice person
by MialovesRiver June 27, 2021
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River is an autistic, ghost band loving person. They are ankle biter
“RIVER STOP BEING GAY
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A river is a hole in the Earth which is magically filled up by water.
Person: I want to live in Montenegro!
Other Person: Why? Is it because of the holes of water?
Person: You mean rivers?
Other Person: Yea.
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(girl) Rivers are girls who are outgoing they may be lazy sometimes but when they want something they will do anything to get it !! They are very strong willed they could probably live in the wild if they wanted to sometimes they may come across moody and annoying but they are really kind and caring
Person 1 : She's so ANNOYING!!! but shes also really nice

Person 2 : Must be a river
by Frog 🐸 February 23, 2021
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