Potato Science 

The type of science that makes no sense

The scientist over there is doing potato science

Potato Science by The human being August 1, 2019

Potato sacked 

When a football quarterback gets hit by two linemen. One hits the quarterback in the legs from the front, while the other hits the quarterback in the back from behind.

That quarterback got potato sacked on third and long!

Potato sacked by Baloriolefan October 6, 2019

Potato fetus 

Potato fetus is when a fat women has a hairy coochie that smells like bunions

Ewww all I can smell is potato fetus

Potato fetus by RubberDuckEater69 October 27, 2019

potato sack

a person who has lost all or part of both legs and both arms aka a quadruple amputee

Boiii you still gonna hit that? She's a potato sack

potato sack by dictionaryDude7896 January 28, 2020

potato head

someone who is very stupid and has no common sense

my friend was a potato head when he washed his hands with sulfuric acid

potato head by TheUrbanGod1 March 4, 2020

Potato dazzle 

When someone takes a bite of potato kugel and swishes it around his mouth with soda

Shimmy did u just potato dazzle your food

Potato dazzle by The jew gang April 16, 2020

potato teeth 

When you’re high and munching on ‘tato chips, #and it all stuck on your teeth

What’s wrong man?

I just got potato teeth.

potato teeth by 0516 April 29, 2020